It wasn’t exactly a New Year’s resolution, but Curmie kinda promised himself he’d write at least one blog post a week and would finish two academic articles in 2025. Alas, to steal a line from the old song, his get up and go has got up and went. He’s spent only a couple hours on those articles in the last fortnight. Similarly, despite the abundance of topics to write about here, he hasn’t finished a blog essay in over a week.
He’s got a paragraph or so written about the GOP’s
re-invigorated attacks on the 1st Amendment; the willingness of
major universities to submit to these authoritarian impulses may be included in
this piece or it may be a separate post.
Another topic would be the repercussions of NIL on collegiate
athletics.
But a confluence of completely independent events has got
Curmie thinking that if he wants to get out of his current funk, it needs to
start with some commentary about the April 5 protests. More than anything, it was the chronological propinquity
of those demonstrations and a Facebook post by a Friend of Curmie that made
something click in his mind. No, she
wasn’t talking about anything having to do with the current US administration;
she wanted to know if anyone could send her a copy of Václav Havel’s play, The
Memorandum. (Curmie could, and did.)
This request happened at about the same time as Curmie saw
one of those Facebook “memories,” also about Havel. It was about a recipe for roast pork and
potato pancakes that Curmie had tried for the first time as a sort of
remembrance on the occasion of Havel’s death and made again with a couple of
minor alterations for Easter a year or two later (hence the late March date).
There is little doubt that Havel is the most significant Czech-language
writer in history. (Kafka was Czech, but
he wrote mostly in German.) His plays—The
Garden Party, The Increased Difficulty of Concentration, Largo
Desolato, The Memorandum, and Temptation, among others—negotiate
the intersection of absurdism and socio-political commentary. Curmie is a fan: he’s directed two of those
plays and acted in another. Curmie has
worked in those capacities on three different plays by the same author for only
one other dramatist: that guy from Stratford-upon-Avon.
For all that, Václav Havel’s place in the history books (except
for the theatre history books) is secured not as a dramatist, but as an
essayist, dissident intellectual, and ultimately as a politician. Several of Havel’s books—The Power of the
Powerless, Open Letters, Disturbing the Peace, Summer Meditations,
Living in Truth, The Art of the Impossible—occupy a place of
honor in Curmie’s office. Curmie has
been known on more than one occasion to read a chapter or two from one of those
volumes when he needs a little inspiration… or courage.
More than anything, though, Havel is known for his
leadership of what came to be known as the Velvet Revolution: the complete
overthrow of Russian/Communist authority in what was then Czechoslovakia. Impressively, perhaps miraculously, this
happened without bloodshed. Hence, “velvet.” (Apparently it’s called the “Gentle
Revolution” in Slovakia, but that term loses the reference, intended or
otherwise, to the mutual admiration between Havel and Velvet Underground
frontman Lou Reed.) Compare this to,
say, Romania, where over 1000 people were killed, and both Communist General
Secretary Nicolae Ceaușescu and his wife were tried and executed.
Havel was subsequently elected president of Czechoslovakia,
in which position he oversaw the “Velvet Divorce,” in which that artificially
created country was divided into the two nations we now know as the Czech Republic
(a.k.a. Czechia) and Slovakia. Havel was
promptly elected president of the former.
It’s worth repeating: the Velvet Revolution was known for
two things: huge protests and the absence of violence. April 5 was sort of like that. Curmie raises an eyebrow of skepticism that
the crowds totaled 5.2 million protesters,
as organizers claim. (The Cheeto
Chiseler doesn’t have a monopoly on exaggeration.) But the right-wing media’s
estimates of “tens of thousands” are beyond ridiculous. FFS, there were
tens of thousands just in Boston, just in Washington, just in New York, just in
Chicago… you get the idea, Gentle Reader.
That photo at the top of the page?
Taken in that hotbed of leftist ideology, Utah. There are a lot of folks there.
There were, as far as Curmie can determine, no incidents of violence or even trespassing by protestors. No attacks on police. No buildings stormed. No death threats against elected officials. The closest thing to illegality Curmie can find is that a woman in Oregon allegedly keyed a city truck, scratching the paint job.
There was, of course, the usual bullshit about the protesters being paid. (Would ‘twere so; Curmie could use a little help replenishing his retirement funds now that 47 has crashed the stock market.) This plaint is particularly ironic coming from the likes of the Apartheid Asshole, who bragged about his attempts to buy votes in the recent Wisconsin Supreme Court race. As God (the internet wag, not... you know...) writes, “Elon can’t believe we hate him for free.”
Even the occasionally perceptive Ann Althouse is complaining about protesters using “uniformly sized white poster board” and
employing slogans they read somewhere. Also,
the poster-bearers were clustered near the speakers. (Not true, and even if it were, who
cares?) Oh, (OMG!) and there were some
mass-produced posters. Or at least that
seems to Curmie to be the subject of her whine; her writing borders on the
incoherent, as defenses of the Emperor of Trumpistan so often are.
What does all this mean?
For one thing, like the refusal of GOP legislators to actually meet with
their constituents, it means the power plays of the MAGA moguls aren’t
working. They want us scared. They prove themselves willing to do unconstitutional,
illegal, and unethical things and think that their show of force will be
sufficient to cow any opposition. But
even if 5,000,000 people didn’t show up on Saturday, a hell of a lot did. And on the 19th there are likely
to be at least as many, especially if the absurd tariffs haven’t been lifted by
then.
Oh, there’s one other thing about the Velvet Revolution: It was successful. The Russian puppets lost. Keep the faith, Gentle Reader.