One of the saddest things about the current administration
is that it has forced once-principled and intelligent conservatives to start
spouting total nonsense. Most of this
comes as obeisance to an unstable and vengeful leader… more on that a little
later.
One change is a new obsession with disjunctive thinking: every
question must be answered with “black” or “white.” There is no allowance for grey, or
(especially) for qualifiers. For
example, Curmie recently saw an argument centered on whether someone supported
deporting people who are in the country illegally. Naturally, the only acceptable answer was
“yes” according the racists and other right-wing zealots.
Curmie won’t speak for all liberals, some of whom might
indeed say “no” to that question, but his response is “yes, if…” If they are indeed undocumented
(remember that there were American citizens sent to “Alligator Alcatraz”), if
they don’t have green cards and work permits, if they aren’t already in
the process of applying for asylum and/or citizenship, if they’re
afforded due process, then there’s no objection here.
Well, actually, that’s not quite true. Curmie would still disapprove of deporting
those who have lived here for decades, contributed to their communities and to
American culture, and have no criminal convictions. Unless aggravated in some way (returning
after being deported, for example), simply being in the country illegally is a
Class C misdemeanor, the equivalent of a speeding ticket. Perhaps it shouldn’t be that way, but it
is. Several states have a statute of
limitations of under ten years for rape, but there’s none for a C misdemeanor? Curmie would ask you to make it make sense,
Gentle Reader, but he’d rather not subject you to that level of mental gymnastics.
Nor does agreement that some undocumented people should
indeed be deported mean that ICE ought to be able to randomly tackle and detain
anyone who looks or sounds Hispanic, which they’re doing with grim regularity. And let’s drop the bullshit about how
such-and-such a suspect “attacked” officers who were “just doing their duty.” If that were true, then there would be video
footage of the attack, but Curmie has literally never seen anyone do that
except in obvious self-defense. (Oops, I
stand corrected: there was that guy who tossed a sandwich at a CPB agent. A grand jury appropriately refused to indict him for a felony.)
There is, however, plenty of footage of ICE agents tackling elderly citizens (!) without cause, shooting a pepper ball directly into the face of a minister who was <checks notes> praying, dragging a woman (a citizen) out of her car after they rammed it for the apparent crime of DWL (Driving While Latina), and so on. Oh, and (of course), they lied about what happened. Oh, and this just in: tear-gassing little kids in Hallowe’en costumes.
Sometimes, but only sometimes, ICE
might be able to cobble together a complaint for resisting arrest. Attacking them? Nope.
They’re bullies and therefore cowards (hence the masks), and they’ll
cheerfully lie to continue their cosplay as actual law enforcement. The idea that these assholes have immunity
from arrest and prosecution, as Reichsmarschall Stephen Miller proclaims,
should send a shiver up the spine of every American; the fact that it doesn’t
is truly horrifying.
It’s unlikely that Curmie will be attacked by masked men
with high-end weaponry but without identification, a warrant, or probable
cause. His ancestors (well, most
of them), after all, were from places like England, Wales, Ireland, and the
Netherlands instead of Africa, the Middle East, or one of those places where
they speak (gasp!) Romance languages.
But should it happen, you can bet that he’ll do what he can to defend
himself. He’ll lose the fight, of
course, but he does know how to fight dirty, and with luck there might be
someone other than just Curmie who regrets the encounter.
Another variation on the theme is what Curmie calls Trump
Derangement Derangement (TDD). This
manifests as an unwillingness to recognize that some of the criticisms of Dear
Ruler are not merely plausible but in fact objectively correct. Did he lie about “not interfering” with the
East Wing for the Epstein Ballroom vanity project over-priced
boondoggle bunker upgrade corporate bribe White House
renovations? Yes. Full stop.
Oh, but… you see… he broke the law avoided going through the
normal planning process for such projects because doing that would have held up
the project for so long it might not have even been completed during his
presidency. Curmie thinks that if the
new ballroom is such a good idea, whoever 48 turns out to be would cheerfully
complete the process for the good of the country.
Did the Manchurian Cantaloupe scuttle a 2024 bi-partisan bill
to address the problems associated with the southern border because he’d rather
have a campaign issue than a solution?
Yes, and it’s GOP legislators, not (just) Curmie who say so. Less certain, but still more than plausible,
is the argument that the settlement between Israel and Hamas is virtually
identical to one proposed by Biden and subsequently rejected by Netanyahu
because he wanted Trump to get the credit.
(Trump deserves at least some credit either way, of course, but quite
likely not as much as he’s claiming for himself.)
Indeed, ignoring laws, even SCOTUS rulings, that Dear Leader
considers inconvenient is standard procedure for this administration, and with both
houses of Congress dominated by GOP boot-lickers, he’s likely to continue
getting away with it, even on those rare occasions when this SCOTUS actually
decides to uphold the Constitution.
One of the more interesting variations on TDD is the
assertion that people don’t dislike Trump’s policies; they dislike him. Well, it’s true that Curmie dislikes
him. He tends not to have a particularly
high opinion of rapists, grifters, embezzlers, pathological liars, and those
with so high an opinion of themselves that Narcissus had to call a press
conference to say, “Hey, c’mon, I’m not as bad as that. Don’t compare me to that guy.” As for the other part, Curmie won’t pretend
to speak for everyone to the left of Tommy Tuberville, but he very much
dislikes virtually every policy of this administration.
A few examples: pretending to be targeting the “worst of the
worst” when the majority of those detained have no criminal record; allowing incompetent
idiots like Hegseth, Patel, and Kennedy to keep their jobs (appointing them to
begin with was bad enough); cutting funding to about every program designed to
help everyday people—the FAA, CDC, FEMA, NOAA, SNAP, ACA, Medicaid, medical
research, research grants to universities, etc.—while lining the pockets of his
fellow billionaires; turning Elon Musk’s unvetted minions loose on the private
records of every American; using the military against our own citizens; sinking
foreign-owned fishing vessels in international waters based on speculation (at
best); abrogating this country’s responsibility to defend Ukraine (part of the
deal for them to abandon nuclear weapons) because Uncle Vladimir said to…
There’s more, of course, but this paragraph is long enough already.
There’s also the problem of exaggeration. No, Bernie Sanders is not a communist just
because he thinks that poor people ought to be able to afford food and
shelter. But at one level, this is the same
kind of enflamed rhetoric that characterizes a lot of political speech… as
Curmie demonstrated above in referring to the abominable Stephen Miller.
A more complex problem because it requires a projection of
long-term vs. short-term effectiveness comes in economic policy. Raising tariffs, for example, may seem like a
good idea in the near term, but there are several inevitable results. Some things just can’t be created here: think
coffee, for example. Also, if the price
of some imported product goes up 10%, US competitors will cheerfully raise
their prices by 5% and still get a greater market share. In both cases, prices go up. And, of course, other countries are likely to
impose their own retaliatory tariffs, making it harder to export American
goods, especially agricultural products. Ask soybean farmers what they think of these
policies. Or, in a variation on the
theme, talk to cattle farmers who hear the guy they voted for suggesting a
significant increase in importing Argentinian beef.
Similarly, cutting ACA subsidies doesn’t hurt just those
directly affected. Those folks can’t
afford health care, so they don’t get it.
They show up at work with communicable diseases. Small-town hospitals go out of business. Doctors charge the rest of us more to make up
for lost patients. How is any of this
good news?
We could also, of course, address the internal
contradictions in so many policy decisions.
Let’s take that Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education,
for example. It insists on a de facto
quota system based on ideology, but is radically opposed to DEI, i.e., diversity,
equity and inclusion. It demands that
international students open their social media accounts to governmental
snooping.
It pretends to support free speech, but seeks to punish
universities which allow protests against what some students perceive as
Israeli genocide. The key word in the
previous sentence is “allow.” A university
need not encourage such protests, merely allow them in the spirit
of First Amendment principles and that “broad spectrum of ideological viewpoints”
the Compact purports to endorse to run afoul of this administration’s attempts
at controlling what can be discussed on university campuses. Curmie could go on, but he hopes the point
has been made.
There was a time, not that long ago, when genuine, honest,
debate could happen, when it was possible to see the point of view of someone
whose stance on abortion or gun control, for example, was different from one’s
own. There’s a limit to that viewpoint,
however. The Republican Party is now
completely subservient to the petulance and vindictiveness of a delirious
despot-wannabe, and they’ll say or do anything to prove their allegiance to
him.
Either that, or they truly believe that Americans ought not
to have access to disaster relief if they happen to live in a “blue state,”
that there’s not a problem with reverse Robin Hood policies designed to steal
from the poor to give to the rich, that protecting a pedophile is more
important than representing the people, that health insurance premiums
increasing by over $50 a day (!) is quite all right… Again, there’s more,
but we’ll leave it at that.
The idiocy and intentional cruelty of those policies is transparent to anyone who can out-think a rutabaga, but debating those issues is an exercise in futility because the first tenet of MAGA-dom is never to admit anything. The rhetoric on either side doesn’t matter; policy does. There’s plenty to distrust on both sides of the political aisle, but mud-slinging isn’t the answer. (Yes, Curmie is aware of the irony of this statement appearing in this essay.) The truth always seeks to be free. It will find its way out. In the meantime: resist by whatever (legal and ethical) means necessary… and ultimately vote the bastards out.

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