Showing posts with label birthright citizenship. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthright citizenship. Show all posts

Friday, July 3, 2026

Contemplating Trump v. Barbara

 

14-amendment

This was intended to be the first of a handful of topics for Curmie to discuss with a paragraph or two devoted to each story.  It kinda took on a life of its own: enough to be a stand-alone piece.  Curmie will (or perhaps won’t) write about those other issues in due course.  Anyway…

The SCOTUS ruling on birthright citizenship was both welcome and disturbing.  It is troubling that the court even looked at Dear Leader’s strained argument; that the decision was less than unanimous is unconscionable.  Of course, Alito and Thomas are nothing if not corrupt partisan hacks; Curmie expected better from Gorsuch, though.  (Kavanaugh’s partial dissent is at least pretty much coherent even if Curmie disagrees with his conclusions; that’s the highest praise Curmie has ever given Kavanaugh, btw.)  The 14th Amendment is strikingly clear: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” 

The pseudo-Christian right offers objections: that somehow babies born to mothers in the country temporarily or illegally are not “subject to the jurisdiction” of the US, and that the world has changed since 1868.  The first argument is patently absurd (the fact that Folarin Balogun, the leading US goal-scorer in this year’s World Cup, was born to such a “temporary” resident makes Curmie smirk a little).  The second claim is both self-evident and irrelevant to the Trump v. Barbara judgment.  Well, there’s a third argument that we’ll get to in a moment. 

We’ll leave aside Trump’s own rhetoric, both the nationalist/racist stuff about protecting American values and the outright lies about being the only country in the world to have birthright citizenship, and move on to the real issues.

The 14th Amendment, written in the wake of the horrific Dred Scott decision, was intended primarily to ensure the rights of newly-freed slaves and their descendants.  The “subject to the jurisdiction” business was clarified in US v. Wong Kim Ark in 1898.  Basing their decision largely on English common law, the court declared the only exceptions to be “children of foreign sovereigns or their ministers, or born on foreign public ships, or of enemies within and during a hostile occupation of part of our territory,” and “Indians not taxed.”  In the absence of a renunciation of American citizenship or the declaration of loyalty to some other nation, everyone else born in the US is a citizen thereof.  It’s time for Curmie to repeat that he’s not a lawyer, but all this seems pretty straightforward, and indeed every subsequent case has been decided on similar grounds.

To be fair, the left’s sniping that Marco Rubio and three of Trump’s children would be denied citizenship by Trump’s policy is a cheap shot.  Executive Order 14160 specifically states that “Nothing in this order shall be construed to affect the entitlement of other individuals, including children of lawful permanent residents, to obtain documentation of their United States citizenship.”  Granted, too, it’s certainly possible for one SCOTUS to overturn the ruling of an earlier version.  US v. Ark is itself a good example.  In more recent times, Brown v. Topeka overturned Plessy v. Ferguson; the Dobbs decision overturned Roe v. Wade.  So it’s possible for this SCOTUS to reverse some or all of the US v. Ark findings.  But the Constitution itself cannot be overturned by SCOTUS, only by amendment or a Constitutional Convention. 

It’s interesting, too, that opponents of birthright citizenship want to quibble over a phrase in the 14th Amendment, but a lot of those same people pretend that a much stronger case about the 2nd doesn’t exist.  Curmie thinks the right to bear arms, as described in that amendment, seems to exist primarily to support “a well-regulated militia.”  There’s obviously room for debate here, and there’s no conceivable way the fledgling government of the late 18th century would have attempted to take guns away from hunters or westward explorers and settlers.  But there’s a lot stronger constitutional authority for some form of gun control than for denying birthright citizenship.  (Curmie also notes here, as he’s done before, that personal ownership of some weapons is indeed illegal.  We’re not talking about drawing a line that’s never existed; it’s about possibly moving one that’s already there.)

Considerations of the 2nd Amendment and the debate over gun control also lead us inexorably to the argument that… wait for it… times have changed.  Weaponry is a lot different now than in was in the late 18th century.  The revolver as we now think of it wasn’t invented until 45 years after the Bill of Rights was ratified.  The enclosed cartridge didn’t come along for another 18 years (a little longer than that for an American-made version).  Even in all those Old West movies set in the late 19th century, where the good guy and the bad guy both carried a pair of six-shooters, you get 12 shots and then have to re-load, one bullet at a time.  That’s a far cry from what a currently completely legal semi-automatic rifle can do today.  “Things have changed” arguments are either legitimate or they’re not.  Both sides want to be able to use that argument themselves but deny it to the opposition.

As is perhaps inevitable, the concept of “original intent” appears in this debate.  It is certainly true that the 14th Amendment was in many ways a rebuttal to Dred Scott, but, Justice Thomas’s argument to the contrary notwithstanding, it was not only that, and Supreme Courts have ruled accordingly on several occasions over the last century and a half.  One of the more interesting, not to be confused with intelligent, arguments against the SCOTUS decision comes from Texas Racist-in-Chief Governor Greg Abbott.  He calls the 6-3 decision “a missed opportunity,” “a powerful magnet for illegal immigration,” “an absurdity that was never contemplated by our Constitution nor agreed to by the American people.” 

He’s even partially correct: the idea that children born to people in the country illegally should be granted citizenship would indeed have been alien to the framers of the Constitution or the 14th Amendment.  That’s because the concept of someone being in the country illegally didn’t exist.  It wasn’t until the Chinese Exclusion Act of 1882 that there was anything approaching closed national borders.  That’s 14 years after the ratification of the 14th Amendment.

The other part of Abbott’s plaint, that unrestricted birthright citizenship encourages illegal immigration, is not without its merits.  “Anchor babies” do exist; a little over a quarter of a million babies are born each year to parents in the country illegally.  Curmie completely understands the impulse to end the current practice.  But the point is this: that’s irrelevant to the SCOTUS decision.  It is not the job of the Supreme Court to opt for what they consider to be the “best” option, but to consider only the constitutionality of a law or an action.  Thus, Curmie can be a supporter of abortion rights and still think Roe v. Wade was a bad decision.  There are plenty of “the ends justify the means” folks out there.  Most politicians on either side of the aisle fit that paradigm.  Curmie does not.

It may indeed be the case that the country would be better off if Trump’s Executive Order were allowed to stand.  What matters is that the Constitution won’t allow it.  Governor Abbott and his ideological kinfolk are free to attempt to amend the Constitution; the 21st Amendment repealed the 18th, after all.  Yes, that will take time and effort; just ask the proponents of the Equal Rights Amendment, which may or may not be the 28th Amendment. 

But the avenue is there, and it seems more reasonable than allowing a mentally incompetent jackass who happens to be President to ignore what the Constitution says and unilaterally decide the matter based on nothing but his own xenophobia.  Of course, being a narcissistic idiot, Dear Leader is now calling on Congress to pass a law eliminating birthright citizenship.  Uh, Donny Boy, it would still be unconstitutional if Congress did do so.  But wasting time and money on a frivolous and arguably racist crusade sure does play to the base, and it’s a lot easier than actually governing.

La la, how the life goes on.

Tuesday, January 21, 2025

Trump’s Day One and the Constitution


When you say the quiet part out loud.

No, Curmie didn’t watch a moment of the inauguration live, but he does have access to the interwebs, knows how to read, and (with his glasses on) has quite good vision. 

Curmie thinks that virtually everything in Trump’s agenda is stupid, but not necessarily objectively stupid.  Some parts are at least defensible, i.e., their wisdom or lack of it is a matter of opinion.  Withdrawing from the World Health Organization is one such instance.  Others are just showboating, e.g., “officially” re-naming Denali and the Gulf of Mexico.  This is the kind of bullshit that plays well with the faux patriot MAGAs, at least with those that haven’t yet figured out that the incoming plutocracy cares literally nothing about them.

But on to constitutionality…  There is not, and should not be, any requirement that anyone in this country should have to place a hand on a Bible (or any other book… anyone else having a “Fried Green Tomatoes” moment?) to declare an oath.  The fact that Trump didn’t do so is perfectly legal and does not in any way render the oath less binding (as if the Grifter-in-Chief has the slightest interest in upholding any vow).  It does highlight the phoniness of his pseudo-Christianity, but anyone paying the slightest bit of attention knew long ago that he’s less of a Christian than Curmie, who just listed himself as agnostic on a juror information form.

Mr. Trump is also legally free to pardon whomever he likes.  The Constitution grants far too much power to the President in this regard, but one suspects that the founders couldn’t have imagined that the office would ever be held by so reprehensible a figure.  And, to be fair, President Biden’s wholesale pardons and commutations, including pre-emptive pardons for family members, provides a lot of cover for whatever 47 wants to do.

The President can also create new government offices, like the Department of Government Efficiency.  (True, there are at least three lawsuits already filed against DOGE, but Curmie isn’t optimistic about their chances.)  Yes, the department was created for the primary purpose of siphoning money out of Medicare and Social Security and into tax cuts for billionaires.  No, it’s not a coincidence that despite the presumed need to lower expenditures we’re now talking about planting the American flag on Mars.  Guess what head of DOGE stands to make billions from government contracts to provide the capability to accomplish that largely frivolous goal?  Hey, you got it in one, Gentle Reader!  Well done!

Speaking of the only person in the country more dangerous than Donald Trump, how about that Nazi salute!?!  Let’s be real.  That’s what it was; no one does that accidentally, certainly not twice.  It was purely intentional, a gesture of arrogance by an asshole fully aware that there’s nothing we mere mortals can do about it.  His response was, of course, to blame people who said he was acting like a Nazi just because he was acting like a Nazi.  Trump won’t dump him for stuff like this, only possibly down the road for upstaging Dear Leader Himself.  Musk’s defenders can say all they want about a “Roman salute,” but they’re not fooling anyone with an IQ above room temperature. 

But here’s the thing, Gentle Reader.  This column is about the constitutionality of events, not their advisability.  This isn’t Germany, where that gesture would have had Mr. Musk led away in handcuffs.  We, all of us, including amoral mediocrities with literally no public-spiritedness, are protected by the 1st Amendment.  He’s got a legal right to make that gesture… and we’ve got a legal right (and an ethical responsibility) to recognize it for what it was, and to say so out loud.

Finally, we come to the one absolutely, no doubt about it, unconstitutional moment.  That would be, of course, to deny birthright citizenship.  The 14th Amendment couldn’t be more explicit: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States….”  Trump wants to quibble about “subject to the jurisdiction thereof.”  He has literally no case, despite his claims to the contrary.  This is just another example of the Manchurian Cantaloupe throwing a little red meat to the MAGA crowd by playing on their prejudices… so they won’t notice how quickly and how thoroughly he’s screwing them in other ways.

And, Trump being Trump, he feels compelled to lie about itIt’s ridiculous, we’re the only country in the world that does this with birthright, as you know, and it’s just absolutely ridiculous.”  The Hill’s Sarah Fortinsky notes that some 32 other countries, including Canada, Mexico, and 27 of the 32 nations in the Caribbean, Central and South America, have unrestricted birthright citizenship.  News flash: Trump is a lying buffoon.

Curmie is willing to listen to an argument that the Constitution ought not to say what it clearly says.  Illegal immigration is indeed a problem, and there’s some substance to the whole “anchor baby” argument.  Just as conservatives struggle to find a reason to oppose responsible gun control legislation other than the 2nd Amendment, liberals have the same problem with birthright citizenship.  But the 14th is even more explicit than the 2nd (remember that pesky “well-regulated militia” phrase?), and it is sufficient to prevent any “executive order” from taking precedence.

No, Curmie doesn’t much care for the current makeup of SCOTUS, and he wouldn’t trust a couple of them to admit that night tends to be darker than day if the First Felon said otherwise.  But the majority, even the ones Curmie disagrees with most of the time, are at least smart enough to realize that acceding to this particular Trumpian tantrum would destroy the few feeble strands of respect SCOTUS still retains. 

And that, Gentle Reader, is about the best we can hope for over the next four years.