Friday, February 21, 2025

Theatre Kids Do What Theatre Kids Do

 

A scene from [REDACTED]

We could all use a little good news once in a while, and it sure isn’t going to come from the pair of prancing and prevaricating plutocrats in Washington.  Luckily, there’s this.

When last we checked in on the theatre program at Santa Rosa High School in California, they’d recently had their production of Dog Sees God shut down by school officials who trembled at the wrath of Anonymous Whiny Folks.  There’s unpleasantness in that play, after all: substance abuse, homophobia, teen violence, isolation, eating disorders… all that nasty stuff that teenagers understand all too well because they and their friends are grappling with those issues. 

As Curmie said in the earlier piece, he doesn’t think it’s a great play, or, frankly, even a good one.  But you know what, Gentle Reader?  That doesn’t matter.  Curmie will probably skip going to the current production at the university from which he is now well and truly retired.  Why?  Because he’s not the target audience, wouldn’t catch all the references, and would not only be miserable himself but would run the risk of spoiling the evening for other spectators.  Similarly, Dog Sees God resonates with people a quarter of Curmie’s age a lot more than it does with him.  That’s absolutely no problem.

Anyway, if there’s anything a half century of working on shows has taught Curmie, it’s that theatre kids are a resilient lot, quite familiar with problem-solving, and they enjoy little if anything more than sticking to who we in our generation called The Man.  That was true when Curmie was one of them, and it’s true today.  So what did the Santa Rosa kids do?  They couldn’t do their show on campus, so they packed up their stuff, booked a space a few miles away, and packed the auditorium with enthusiastic theatre-goers.  Twice.

But, as they say in the late-night infomercials, WAIT!  THAT’S NOT ALL!  That brouhaha was in mid-November.  By January, those kids, working with their director, Jerome Anglin, and with Brent Lindsay, artistic director of the Imaginists theater company in Santa Rosa, had written a freaking musical, [REDACTED], about their experience.  And they entered it in the Lenaea Festival, a huge convention/competition that draws entrants from some 70 (!) high school programs.  As one does.  (Don’t get ahead of me here, Gentle Reader, even if you’re pretty sure you know what’s coming.)

Curmie presumes the festival is named for the similarly named event in Ancient Athens which was notable primarily for its stagings of Old Comedy plays (satirical works by the likes of Aristophanes); it also took place in the winter, which may or may not be relevant here.  Curmie won’t bore you with more theatre history, Gentle Reader, except to note that [REDACTED] is the kind of fare that would have fit in nicely with the Lenaea Festival of the 5th century BCE.

One suspects that [REDACTED] isn’t going to supplant Lysistrata or The Frogs (both of which premiered at the other Lenaea Festival) in the dramatic lit anthologies, but with the Mommies Against the Arts chanting, “Protecting kiddies is our duty! / We cancel anything that smells a little fruity!” and defending school officials, “particularly those who make over $200,000 a year,” it certainly seems to have captured the iconoclastic irreverence of Old Comedy.

It should come as no surprise, then, that the troupe received the Spirit of Lenaea Award.  The festival of a couple of millennia ago would have been an appropriate venue, and its 21st-century descendent seems to be so, as well.  Board director Cheena Moslen said, “This group refused to be silenced. They mobilized their community, pushed back against censorship driven by fear, and ultimately staged their production, selling out performances. But that hurdle seems to be the beginning of a larger issue of silencing and oppression.”

It’s interesting, too, that according to Anglin that particular award generally goes to an individual rather than a group, but it was the entire company who shared this prize.  Santa Rosa also won a dozen other awards, including the Gold Medal (Curmie isn’t sure what that means, but it sure sounds impressive, right?) and a host of individual awards; there are awards for songs, scenes, monologues, etc.

Curmie has never been a fan of awards in the arts.  He pays even a little attention to awards shows only when he knows someone whose project has been nominated.  But sometimes those awards serve a purpose.  High school theatre programs in Curmie’s adopted state of Texas are generally better (and much better funded) than they were at Curmie’s previous stops in other states.  That’s because you can win trophies in it, and school adminstrators love to brag, even if it isn’t about anything they really care about (cough… football… cough).

And, lo and behold, the district—the same folks (with the exception of a new principal) who shut down Dog Sees God—are now strutting around praising these kids.  District public information officer James Hodgman saw a preview performance of [REDACTED].  “It is clear the students wanted to be heard on any possible censorship, and the play is based on some things that happened in recent memory,” he said. “At the district level, we are working to prevent something like that happening again.”  Curmie notes the ambiguity of that demonstrative pronoun.  Does “that” refer to the censorship or to the students’ having the audacity to believe they should be heard?

That new principal, Monica Fong, had questioned some of the monologues students intended to perform at the Lenaea Festival; Anglin invited her to a rehearsal, but she “didn’t really have much of a response to it,” and the play was not approved by the administration.  Now, of course, it’s “We would like to congratulate the ArtQuest Theatre group from Santa Rosa High School for awards received at the Lenaea Festival.  Congratulations to the students and all of the teachers that made these awards possible.”  Uh huh.

Curmie and Beloved Spouse watch a lot of old cop shows on Hulu, Amazon, Britbox, etc.  Not infrequently, some antagonist tries pushing our hero or heroine around.  They’re not our hero and heroine by accident; we know they’re going to win in the end.  And Curmie finds himself talking to the TV, saying, “Don’t fuck with [insert name here].”

School administrators, boards of education, and anyone else who seeks to censor free expression, especially in the arts, take note: Don’t fuck with theatre kids.

 

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